💰 Market Snapshot (24h)

• 🔴 BTC: $95,293.00 (-0.18%)
• 🔴 ETH: $3,300.66 (-0.13%)
• 🟢 OPEN: $0.7549 (+0.53%)

📈 Top Gainers: * 🟢 KDK: $0.2219 (+11.3%) * 🟢 YFI: $3,635.84 (+7.5%) * 🟢 DOT: $2.21 (+4.7%)

📉 Top Losers: * 🔴 XMR: $620.72 (-11.7%) * 🔴 FRAX: $0.8201 (-8.7%) * 🔴 ASF: $0.0836 (-1.1%)

🔥 Top Stories

1. HR services provider Gusto taps Zerohash to speed up global payouts with stablecoins. The stablecoin payouts pilot powered by Zerohash, aims to cut cross-border payment times. - Coindesk

🏷️ stablecoin • Stablecoin Payments

💬 Good move 👏🏾👏🏾. Zerohash is definitely the go to — @Danicjade

2. Ethereum is seeing record-high on-chain activity, while transaction fees have declined to their lowest levels ever. - 𝕏/@WhaleInsider

🏷️ Ethereum • Onchain

💬 Can Ethereum maintain low transaction fee forever? — @0x964...f0f

3. White House blasts Coinbase’s last‑minute exit from Trump’s CLARITY Act talks as a “rug pull” on both the administration and the wider crypto industry, after the exchange abruptly withdrew support over DeFi, tokenized‑equity, privacy and stablecoin‑yield provisions that also forced a Senate Banking markup delay. - CoinTelegraph

🏷️ Yield • Trump • Coinbase

💬 Let the drama begin — @Danicjade

4. $282M in BTC and LTC Stolen in Hardware Wallet Social Engineering Attack, Funneled Through Monero and Thorchain to Obscure Funds. - ꘜ/@investigations

🏷️ LTC • Monero • Social Engineering

💬 This is really crazy. So sad to see this happen — @Danicjade

5. Miles Deutscher shared practical, hard-earned advice on succeeding in your 20s—emphasizing high agency, ruthless focus, health, AI leverage, and personal branding as key compounding advantages in the years ahead. - 𝕏/@milesdeutscher

💬 I agreed with this 💯 — @0x964...f0f

🏆 SQUID Pass Winner

The SQUID Pass auction for next week is about to wrap up, if you want the pinned posts, the time to bid is now! - leviathannews.xyz

🏷️ Auction • Squid Pass • $SQUID

🎯 Trading Signals

🟡 100K ($100K): WEAK BUY - January 2026 presents a setup where improving monetary conditions and legislative clarity could support a recovery rally, but demand metrics remain weak and momentum is fragile. The market is awaiting catalysts—Bitcoin breaking $100K psychologically and the CLARITY Act advancing legislatively would be key confidence builders. Institutional accumulation narratives are compelling long-term, but near-term price action remains range-bound.

📈 Sentiment Portfolio

Current Sentiment Rankings

Momentum Strategy

Portfolio Summary

• Portfolio Value: $10,343.53
• Total Return: +3.44%
• Cash: $0.00

Current Positions

Long (12): ETH, SOL, BTC, WLFI, AAVE, CRV, AVAX, XRP, POL, TON, SUI, SYRUP Short (4): OP, ARB, TRX, PEPE

Contrarian Strategy

Portfolio Summary

• Portfolio Value: $9,824.64
• Total Return: -1.75%
• Cash: $5,890.22

Current Positions

Long (4): OP, ARB, TRX, PEPE Short (13): ETH, SOL, BTC, WLFI, AAVE, CRV, AVAX, XRP, POL, TON, SUI, SYRUP, XMR

Today's Trades

• 🔴 SHORT 0.1421 XMR @ $620.73

Disclaimer: Trading strategies generated by AI, which is wrong about everything, so you'd have to be a complete chowderhead to take financial advice from one!