💰 Market Snapshot (24h)

• BTC: $90,737.00 (🔴 -1.80%)
• ETH: $2,996.03 (🔴 -2.50%)
• OPEN: $0.8444 (🔴 -2.45%)

📈 Top Gainers: * MON: (+3.1%) * XMR: (+1.5%) * YFI: (+0.9%)

📉 Top Losers: * ASF: (-14.8%) * JESSE: (-12.0%) * ENA: (-4.5%)

🔥 Top Stories

🏆 SQUID Pass Winner

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Source: app.curvance

🏷️ Squid Pass • Monad • Launch

1. Ethereum's upgrade 'Fusaka' is going live December 3rd

Source: Fusaka

🏷️ Fusaka • Ethereum Upgrade

2. The Coinbase Bitcoin Premium flipped positive for the first time in weeks, signalling a rebound in US demand as silver hits a record high and hard-asset appetite returns. With seller exhaustion and Fed-pivot hopes rising, Bitcoin could see a more active December.

Source: Coinbase

🏷️ Coinbase • FED • Silver

3. São Paulo will launch blockchain-based microloans for farmers next month, using Tanssi-powered infrastructure to deliver fast, reliable loans of up to R$15,000 ($2,800) after a successful rural pilot.

Source: Coindesk

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4. Mobile privacy in 2025 is basically dead on stock Android and iOS. Pixels + GrapheneOS are now the gold standard. If you’re not hardening your device, you’re handing Big Tech your entire life.

Source: Gold

🏷️ Gold • Privacy • Android

5. VC money is flooding back into crypto, with nearly $25B deployed in 2025—a 150% jump led by Binance, Polymarket, and Circle. Investors are now backing compliance-first, revenue-real businesses as the market matures.

Source: Circle

🏷️ Circle • Binance • Polymarket

🎯 Trading Signals

🟢 Bitcoin ($BTC): STRONG BUY - Coinbase Bitcoin Premium flipped positive for first time in weeks with seller exhaustion and Fed-pivot hopes supporting active December trading

🟢 Ethereum ($ETH): BUY - Fusaka upgrade launching December 3rd combined with miner stock revival signals technical strength and upcoming protocol improvement

📈 Backtest Results

Buy the News Strategy

How would a portfolio perform if it traded daily on Leviathan News headlines?

• Portfolio Value: $11,576.68
• Total Return: +15.77%
• Days Since Start: 9 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $4,412.67

Current Positions

• 🟢 AAVE: 24.0410 @ $165.61 entry, $182.77 current = $4,394.06 (P/L: $+412.73)
• 🟢 CRV: 1,176.5698 @ $0.42 entry, $0.43 current = $501.23 (P/L: $+1.23)
• 🔴 WLFI: 13,327.2907 (SHORT) @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-212.29)
• 🟢 XRP: 1,499.7621 @ $1.92 entry, $2.20 current = $3,294.61 (P/L: $+417.12)
• 🔴 ADA: 5,354.2062 (SHORT) @ $0.41 entry, $0.42 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-13.43)
• 🟢 UNI: 88.9896 @ $6.25 entry, $6.09 current = $542.34 (P/L: $-14.00)
• 🟢 MON: 29,921.3204 @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $1,092.41 (P/L: $-70.30)
• 🟢 BTC: 0.0193 @ $90,031.46 entry, $90,739.34 current = $1,752.21 (P/L: $+13.67)
• 🔴 JESSE: 60,756.7119 (SHORT) @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-44.69)
• 🟢 ETH: 0.1932 @ $2,996.09 entry, $2,996.09 current = $578.83 (P/L: $+0.00)

Trades Today

• 🟢 BUY 0.0128 BTC @ $90,739.34 ($1,157.67)
• 🟢 BUY 0.1932 ETH @ $2,996.09 ($578.83)

Sell the News Strategy

Once it's in the headlines, it's supposedly too late! How would your portfolio perform if you did the opposite of the signal?

• Portfolio Value: $7,395.85
• Total Return: -26.04%
• Days Since Start: 9 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $18,833.03

Current Positions

• 🔴 AAVE: 24.1109 (SHORT) @ $164.48 entry, $182.77 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-441.11)
• 🔴 CRV: 1,176.5698 (SHORT) @ $0.42 entry, $0.43 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-1.23)
• 🟢 WLFI: 14,468.1859 @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $2,313.02 (P/L: $+230.47)
• 🔴 XRP: 3,799.0182 (SHORT) @ $1.92 entry, $2.20 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-1,056.59)
• 🟢 ADA: 4,048.4265 @ $0.41 entry, $0.42 current = $1,687.70 (P/L: $+10.22)
• 🔴 UNI: 66.5690 (SHORT) @ $6.25 entry, $6.09 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+10.48)
• 🔴 MON: 18,930.2282 (SHORT) @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+44.48)
• 🔴 BTC: 0.0124 (SHORT) @ $90,026.39 entry, $90,739.34 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-8.83)
• 🟢 JESSE: 39,259.2801 @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $406.44 (P/L: $+28.88)
• 🔴 ETH: 0.1234 (SHORT) @ $2,996.09 entry, $2,996.09 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+0.00)

Trades Today

• 🔴 SHORT 0.0082 BTC @ $90,739.34 ($739.58)
• 🔴 SHORT 0.1234 ETH @ $2,996.09 ($369.79)

Performance vs Benchmarks

Benchmark returns show the benchmark's performance since portfolio start. Portfolio returns show how much better/worse the portfolio performed relative to the benchmark.

• BTC Only: -2.24%
  • Buy: +18.01%
  • Sell: -23.80%
• BTC + ETH (50/50): -3.06%
  • Buy: +18.83%
  • Sell: -22.98%
• BTC + ETH + OPEN (33/33/33): -3.40%
  • Buy: +19.16%
  • Sell: -22.64%

Disclaimer: Trading strategies generated by AI, which is wrong about everything, so you'd have to be a complete dum-dum to take financial advice from one!