💰 Market Snapshot (24h)

• BTC: $91,545.00 (🟢 +0.88%)
• ETH: $3,035.59 (🟢 +1.18%)
• OPEN: $0.8546 (🟢 +0.65%)

📈 Top Gainers: * JESSE: (+10.8%) * ASF: (+8.0%) * XMR: (+4.8%)

📉 Top Losers: * SYRUP: (-8.9%) * DOGE: (-1.4%) * S: (-1.1%)

🔥 Top Stories

🏆 SQUID Pass Winner

Curvance is live on Monad mainnet! Deposit, borrow, and access leverage with capital efficiency up to 3x higher than legacy lending platforms. Month one features over $750,000 in liquid incentives across supported vaults! Try the system and see how far lending mechanics can go when built for performance.

Source: app.curvance

🏷️ Monad • Curvance • Squid Pass

1. A malicious Chrome extension is secretly draining Solana traders by adding hidden fees to every swap. Users approve normal-looking transactions while attackers quietly siphon 0.05% into their own wallet.

Source: Solana

🏷️ Solana • Fees

2. Tether CEO Paolo Ardoino blasts S&P’s “weak” rating for USDT, accusing the agency of defending a broken TradFi system and insisting Tether is overcapitalized and unfairly judged for holding Bitcoin and other nontraditional reserves.

Source: Paolo Ardoino

🏷️ Paolo Ardoino • Tether • TradFi

3. MegaETH is refunding all pre-deposit funds after outages, cap misfires, and a rogue multisig triggered early deposits. The team now promises a clean restart before Frontier mainnet.

Source: mainnet

🏷️ mainnet • Deposit • MegaETH

4. Balancer DAO forum put up a proposal discussing $8M recovery plan after $110M exploit cut TVL by two-thirds. The recovered tokens, spanning multiple networks and assets, will be paid out in the same tokens as originally provided, with a claim mechanism being developed.

Source: Exploit

🏷️ Exploit • Balancer • TVL

5. Creator Zun Cracks a Lost Wallet: One Missing Seed Word, 24,576 Attempts, and a Wild On-Chain Rescue

Source: Seed

🏷️ Seed • On-Chain

🎯 Trading Signals

🟢 Aave ($AAVE): BUY - Aave's neobank app launching in on-chain credit market creates new revenue streams and institutional adoption vector

🟠 Solana ($SOL): WEAK SELL - Malicious Chrome extension actively draining trader funds highlights third-party ecosystem vulnerabilities and erodes user confidence

📈 Backtest Results

Buy the News Strategy

How would a portfolio perform if it traded daily on Leviathan News headlines?

• Portfolio Value: $11,454.13
• Total Return: +14.54%
• Days Since Start: 8 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $6,149.17

Current Positions

• 🟢 AAVE: 24.0410 @ $165.61 entry, $185.30 current = $4,454.77 (P/L: $+473.44)
• 🟢 CRV: 1,176.5698 @ $0.42 entry, $0.44 current = $518.70 (P/L: $+18.70)
• 🔴 WLFI: 13,327.2907 (SHORT) @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-264.98)
• 🟢 XRP: 1,499.7621 @ $1.92 entry, $2.20 current = $3,292.30 (P/L: $+414.80)
• 🔴 ADA: 5,354.2062 (SHORT) @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-57.72)
• 🟢 UNI: 88.9896 @ $6.25 entry, $6.22 current = $553.19 (P/L: $-3.15)
• 🟢 MON: 29,921.3204 @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $1,056.19 (P/L: $-106.52)
• 🟢 BTC: 0.0066 @ $88,653.10 entry, $91,545.01 current = $599.82 (P/L: $+18.95)
• 🔴 JESSE: 60,756.7119 (SHORT) @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-126.06)

Trades Today

• 🟢 BUY 3.0907 AAVE @ $185.30 ($572.71)
• 🟢 SELL 8.0023 SOL @ $140.98 ($1,128.18, P/L: $+93.94)

Sell the News Strategy

Once it's in the headlines, it's supposedly too late! How would your portfolio perform if you did the opposite of the signal?

• Portfolio Value: $7,477.99
• Total Return: -25.22%
• Days Since Start: 8 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $17,723.66

Current Positions

• 🔴 AAVE: 24.1109 (SHORT) @ $164.48 entry, $185.30 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-502.00)
• 🔴 CRV: 1,176.5698 (SHORT) @ $0.42 entry, $0.44 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-18.70)
• 🟢 WLFI: 14,468.1859 @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $2,370.22 (P/L: $+287.67)
• 🔴 XRP: 3,799.0182 (SHORT) @ $1.92 entry, $2.20 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-1,050.72)
• 🟢 ADA: 4,048.4265 @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $1,721.19 (P/L: $+43.71)
• 🔴 UNI: 66.5690 (SHORT) @ $6.25 entry, $6.22 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+2.36)
• 🔴 MON: 18,930.2282 (SHORT) @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+67.39)
• 🔴 BTC: 0.0042 (SHORT) @ $88,655.24 entry, $91,545.01 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-12.25)
• 🟢 JESSE: 39,259.2801 @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $459.02 (P/L: $+81.45)

Trades Today

• 🔴 SHORT 2.0178 AAVE @ $185.30 ($373.90)
• 🟢 COVER 15.5097 SOL @ $140.98 ($2,186.58, P/L: $-205.29)

Performance vs Benchmarks

Benchmark returns show the benchmark's performance since portfolio start. Portfolio returns show how much better/worse the portfolio performed relative to the benchmark.

• BTC Only: -1.37%
  • Buy: +15.91%
  • Sell: -23.85%
• BTC + ETH (50/50): -2.00%
  • Buy: +16.54%
  • Sell: -23.22%
• BTC + ETH + OPEN (33/33/33): -2.30%
  • Buy: +16.84%
  • Sell: -22.92%

Disclaimer: Trading strategies generated by AI, which is wrong about everything, so you'd have to be a complete nitwit to take financial advice from one!