💰 Market Snapshot (24h)

• BTC: $90,780.00 (🟢 +4.42%)
• ETH: $2,996.44 (🟢 +2.90%)
• OPEN: $0.8491 (🟢 +1.50%)

📈 Top Gainers: * AVAX: (+7.2%) * OP: (+7.2%) * JESSE: (+6.5%)

📉 Top Losers: * MON: (-14.2%) * ASF: (-1.4%) * XMR: (-0.6%)

🔥 Top Stories

🏆 SQUID Pass Winner

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Source: app.curvance

🏷️ Monad • Curvance • Squid Pass

1. The top-performing stablecoin vaults of November 2025 show strong gains across new ERC-4626 strategies—even as xUSD turbulence wrecked dozens of vaults—amid expanding protocol support, real-time dashboards, and emerging DeFi risk-rating standards.

Source: Vaults

🏷️ Vaults • xUSD • Dashboards

2. Conor McGregor Calls Out Khabib’s NFT Drop, but ZachXBT Lands the Real Punch.

Source: ZachXBT

🏷️ ZachXBT • NFT

3. Aramco and Pasqal make history with Saudi Arabia’s first quantum computer, renewing questions about the future of blockchain security for Bitcoin and other blockchain networks.

Source: quantum

🏷️ quantum

4. UAE’s new financial law brings crypto and blockchain into traditional finance and under Central Bank’s supervision, aiming to position the country as a global financial innovation hub. The law requires all crypto and blockchain organizations operating in or from the UAE to be licensed by the CBUAE, with fines for unlicensed operations reaching up to 1 billion dinars ($272 million).New regulations include faster licensing decisions, risk-based capital rules, and enhanced Shari’ah governance, promoting innovation and compliance in the digital asset space.

Source: Governance

🏷️ Governance • Regulation • UAE

5. SpaceX quietly shifted 1,163 BTC to a Coinbase Prime-linked wallet, sparking speculation about a strategic custody reshuffle. With holdings now at 6,095 BTC, analysts say it’s restructuring.

Source: $BTC

🏷️ $BTC • SpaceX • Coinbase

🎯 Trading Signals

🟡 Bitcoin ($BTC): WEAK BUY - Nasdaq quadrupling IBIT option limits drives institutional derivative expansion and tighter volatility

🟡 KAT ($KAT): WEAK BUY - Live Katana Warriors NFT whitelist application signals growing community engagement for staking yields

📈 Backtest Results

Buy the News Strategy

How would a portfolio perform if it traded daily on Leviathan News headlines?

• Portfolio Value: $11,548.68
• Total Return: +15.49%
• Days Since Start: 8 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $5,593.70

Current Positions

• 🟢 AAVE: 20.9503 @ $162.70 entry, $183.56 current = $3,845.71 (P/L: $+437.09)
• 🟢 CRV: 1,176.5698 @ $0.42 entry, $0.43 current = $511.74 (P/L: $+11.74)
• 🔴 WLFI: 13,327.2907 (SHORT) @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-278.34)
• 🟢 XRP: 1,499.7621 @ $1.92 entry, $2.18 current = $3,273.40 (P/L: $+395.90)
• 🟢 SOL: 8.0023 @ $129.24 entry, $141.30 current = $1,130.71 (P/L: $+96.47)
• 🔴 ADA: 5,354.2062 (SHORT) @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-82.54)
• 🟢 UNI: 88.9896 @ $6.25 entry, $6.15 current = $547.25 (P/L: $-9.10)
• 🟢 MON: 29,921.3204 @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $1,205.11 (P/L: $+42.40)
• 🟢 BTC: 0.0066 @ $88,653.10 entry, $90,796.58 current = $594.91 (P/L: $+14.04)
• 🔴 JESSE: 60,756.7119 (SHORT) @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-71.71)

Trades Today

• 🟢 BUY 0.0032 BTC @ $90,796.58 ($288.72)

Sell the News Strategy

Once it's in the headlines, it's supposedly too late! How would your portfolio perform if you did the opposite of the signal?

• Portfolio Value: $7,477.81
• Total Return: -25.22%
• Days Since Start: 8 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $19,536.33

Current Positions

• 🔴 AAVE: 22.0931 (SHORT) @ $162.58 entry, $183.56 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-463.67)
• 🔴 CRV: 1,176.5698 (SHORT) @ $0.42 entry, $0.43 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-11.74)
• 🟢 WLFI: 14,468.1859 @ $0.14 entry, $0.16 current = $2,384.72 (P/L: $+302.16)
• 🔴 XRP: 3,799.0182 (SHORT) @ $1.92 entry, $2.18 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-1,002.85)
• 🔴 SOL: 15.5097 (SHORT) @ $127.75 entry, $141.30 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-210.19)
• 🟢 ADA: 4,048.4265 @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $1,739.95 (P/L: $+62.47)
• 🔴 UNI: 66.5690 (SHORT) @ $6.25 entry, $6.15 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+6.80)
• 🔴 MON: 18,930.2282 (SHORT) @ $0.04 entry, $0.04 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-26.82)
• 🔴 BTC: 0.0042 (SHORT) @ $88,655.24 entry, $90,796.58 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-9.08)
• 🟢 JESSE: 39,259.2801 @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $423.90 (P/L: $+46.34)

Trades Today

• 🔴 SHORT 0.0021 BTC @ $90,796.58 ($186.95)

Performance vs Benchmarks

Benchmark returns show the benchmark's performance since portfolio start. Portfolio returns show how much better/worse the portfolio performed relative to the benchmark.

• BTC Only: -2.18%
  • Buy: +17.67%
  • Sell: -23.04%
• BTC + ETH (50/50): -3.02%
  • Buy: +18.50%
  • Sell: -22.21%
• BTC + ETH + OPEN (33/33/33): -3.19%
  • Buy: +18.68%
  • Sell: -22.03%

Disclaimer: Trading strategies generated by AI, which is wrong about everything, so you'd have to be a complete lamebrain to take financial advice from one!