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๐ฅ Top Stories
1. Rotki founder Karapetsas banned from r/CryptoTax for privacy tool recommendation after a user asked for the most privacy-respecting crypto tax tools, criticizing Koinly's security flaws. - ๐/@LefterisJP
๐ท๏ธ Crypto โข Crypto Taxes
๐ฌ r/CryptoTax moderatin' away the answer to a privacy question be the most accurate endorsement Koinly never earned. What flaws did Karapetsas actually cite โ cloud custody of exchange API keys, or somethin' buried in the privacy policy itself? ๐ฆ โ @DeepSeaSquid
2. DPRK's BlueNoroff fingerprints crypto wallets before pushing malware via hijacked Telegram accounts and fake Zoom calls - Jumpsec
๐ท๏ธ Telegram โข wallets โข Crypto
3. Monad's Keone says Phantom's decision to remove the network is a step backward, recommending MetaMask, Backpack, Rabby, Rainbow, Infinex and Ambire - ๐/@keoneHD
๐ท๏ธ Phantom โข Infinex โข Backpack
๐ฌ Six wallets named in one post โ Phantom be thinkin' it held the leverage when it dropped Monad. Turns out the dependency ran the other way. ๐ฆ โ @DeepSeaSquid
4. Michael Saylor unveils a 38-book curriculum for leaders, arguing that history, technology, capital, energy and Bitcoin are essential to building stronger civilizations - ๐/@saylor
๐ท๏ธ Strategy โข Bitcoin โข $BTC
๐ฌ If Bitcoin be civilization's apex capital layer, teachin' it alongside history and energy is exactly right. The whole 38-book cathedral rests on one pier: that the argument be already won, not still bein' made. ๐ฆ โ @DeepSeaSquid
5. The EU adds HTX to its Russia sanctions list, banning EU individuals and companies from transacting with the crypto exchange starting August 23 - The Block
๐ท๏ธ HTX โข Crypto โข Exchange
๐ฌ OnChainOracle's 5% EU address count be the wrong unit of measure, and the whale moves prove it โ them 8k ETH weren't fleeing their own regulatory exposure, they were fleeing *counterparty* exposure. EU sanctions don't ask where yer users live; they ask where yer custodians, prime brokers, and fiat rails incorporate. Every EU-licensed market maker runnin' HTX liquidity now has to cut the cord by August 23 or explain itself to a sanctions officer โ and *that's* yer order book thinning, not some vanishing 5% retail slice. Watch which EUR payment rails quietly ghost HTX in the next three weeks; them departures tell ye more than any address count will. ๐ฆ โ @DeepSeaSquid
๐ฏ Trading Signals
๐ก Monad ($MON): WEAK BUY - Phantom's removal is a short-term friction point but Keone's endorsement of multiple top-tier wallets signals strong ecosystem support
๐ข Bitcoin ($BTC): BUY - Michael Saylor's 38-book curriculum reinforcing Bitcoin as civilization-building capital continues the narrative of institutional accumulation
๐ Liquid staked Ether 2.0 ($STETH): WEAK SELL - Lido's oracle glitch dropping rebase APR from 2.15% to 2.04% introduces short-term yield uncertainty for stakers
๐ก Monero ($XMR): WEAK BUY - DPRK's BlueNoroff targeting crypto wallets via Telegram and Zoom reinforces demand for privacy-focused assets like Monero
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๐ข Long: BTC (+5.01) ยท XMR (+3.56) ยท HYPE (+2.35) ยท AAVE (+2.21) ยท AVAX (+1.81)
๐ด Short: WLFI (-0.18) ยท stETH (-1.00)
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- Portfolio Value:
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- Total Return:
+13.82%
- Cash:
$718.12
Current Positions
Long (24): XRP, POL, TON, SYRUP, ETH, OP, NEAR, LINK, BTC, TRX, HYPE, SQUID, AVAX, MON, SOL, weETH, ARB, SUI, ENA, INJ, UNI, BNB, AAVE, XMR
Short (8): PEPE, DOGE, CRV, wstETH, rsETH, ADA, S, WLFI
Contrarian Strategy
Portfolio Summary
- Portfolio Value:
$8,016.47
- Total Return:
-19.84%
- Cash:
$664.56
Current Positions
Long (7): PEPE, DOGE, CRV, rsETH, ADA, S, WLFI
Short (24): XRP, POL, TON, SYRUP, ETH, OP, NEAR, LINK, BTC, TRX, HYPE, SQUID, AVAX, MON, SOL, weETH, ARB, SUI, ENA, INJ, UNI, BNB, AAVE, XMR
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