💰 Market Snapshot (24h)

• 🟢 BTC: $91,655.00 (+3.04%)
• 🟢 ETH: $3,143.78 (+3.69%)
• 🟢 OPEN: $0.8292 (+2.28%)

📈 Top Gainers: * 🟢 ENA: $0.2751 (+6.6%) * 🟢 NEAR: $1.79 (+5.9%) * 🟢 MON: $0.0283 (+5.4%)

📉 Top Losers: * 🔴 ASF: $0.0965 (-2.7%) * 🔴 XMR: $372.06 (-1.9%) * 🔴 SYRUP: $0.2730 (-1.8%)

🔥 Top Stories

1. SEC Clears Ondo Finance After Two-Year Investigation, Paving Way for US Expansion of Tokenized Securities - 𝕏/@OndoFinance

🏷️ Ondo Finance • SEC • ONDO

2. Beyond the GPU: Why TPUs are the hidden engine for post-quantum blockchain. This article analyzes the hardware evolution, compares the architectures, and explains why the TPU—not the GPU—may be the superior engine for the mathematical heavy lifting required to secure the decentralized web against quantum threats. - 𝕏/@Eli5defi

🏷️ quantum

💬 TL;DR: TPUs are emerging as the ideal hardware for the future of blockchain because their systolic-array design is perfect for the heavy matrix math used in post-quantum cryptography, zero-knowledge proofs, and decentralized AI. GPUs are still dominant thanks to CUDA and flexibility, but TPUs offer far higher efficiency for the “math layer” of Web3. As blockchains shift toward quantum-safe cryptography and ZK scaling, a split future is likely: GPUs for general compute, TPUs for advanced cryptography and AI workloads. — @Danicjade

3. Canada Revenue Agency targets 2,500 Dapper Labs users in its second crypto tax probe; collected ~$72M USD from audits over 3 years, but no criminal charges filed. CRA cites enforcement gaps and challenges with cross-border crypto compliance. - The Block

🏷️ Canada • revenue • compliance

💬 "The CRA's 35-person crypto audit team has worked on over 230 files and estimates that 40% of taxpayers using crypto platforms have either failed to file taxes or are at high risk of non-compliance, according to the report. Yet the agency's own top crypto auditor acknowledged in a sworn affidavit that the CRA believes "there is no way to reliably identify taxpayers operating in the crypto space and assess compliance" with income tax obligations. Furthermore, the CRA has obtained a court order for data on 2,500 users from Dapper Labs, the NFT firm behind NBA Top Shot and CryptoKitties, through a court order, the report states. The CRA initially sought information on Dapper's top 18,000 users, but settled for 2,500 following negotiations with Dapper's company officials and lawyers." — @Spencer420

4. ZachXBT Criticizes InfoFi Projects for AI Bot Pollution, Calls for Country-Level Content Filtering - 𝕏/@zachxbt

🏷️ ZachXBT • InfoFi

💬 "@BuxtonMatthew Imagine creating a business to game the algorithm of another business to force ‘organic’ ads down people’s throats. How could that possibly go wrong." — @Spencer420

5. Reforming ETH public goods funding in 2026+. This article discuss where a reformed space PGF space could go. - 𝕏/@owocki

🏷️ $ETH

💬 TL;DR: Ethereum’s public goods funding is shifting from “vibes and grants” to a more durable, data-driven system. Instead of relying on one big treasury or charity-style donations, the future is pluralistic: many L1s, L2s, DAOs, and experiments (Gitcoin, PG, Optimism, Drips, Octant, etc.) all funding their own dependencies. The new model focuses on provable impact, sustainable revenue flows (sequencer fees, yield, OSS licenses), privacy, and AI+ZK-powered mechanisms that make funding more objective and manipulation-resistant. The next era (2026+) is about continuous, structural, evidence-based funding—not vibes. — @Danicjade

🏆 SQUID Pass Winner

Leviathan News hosts first Squid Pass auction on mainnet. Bid now using WETH, crvUSD, with more tokens to come soon™️ - leviathannews.xyz

🏷️ $SQUID • Auction • Leviathan

💬 wen Squid — @Spencer420

🎯 Trading Signals

🟡 Bitcoin ($BTC): WEAK BUY - Technical indicators show Bitcoin trading in "undervalued" territory at $92,000 with Mayer Multiple at 0.83, suggesting room for recovery toward $133,900 if fractal patterns repeat

🟠 Bitcoin ($BTC): WEAK SELL - Death Cross formation (50-day EMA below 200-day EMA) and resistance at $94,000 indicate potential drop to $74,000 before sustainable recovery can begin

🟠 XRP ($XRP): WEAK SELL - Despite today's green candle, XRP's bearish Death Cross and failure to break $2.20-$2.30 resistance suggests imminent decline to $1.61 with potential drop to $1.25

📈 Backtest Results

Buy the News Strategy

How would a portfolio perform if it traded daily on Leviathan News headlines?

Strategy includes risk management: -20% stop loss on all positions, +20% profit-taking (50% position reduction) on all positions.

• Portfolio Value: $11,565.12
• Total Return: +15.65%
• Days Since Start: 18 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $9,728.03

Current Positions

• 🟢 AAVE: 26.98404 @ $168.66 entry, $195.51 current = $5,275.65 (P/L: $+724.52)
• 🟢 CRV: 2,584.45561 @ $0.41 entry, $0.40 current = $1,024.54 (P/L: $-39.02)
• 🔴 WLFI: 13,327.29069 (SHORT) @ $0.14 entry, $0.15 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-64.79)
• 🔴 ADA: 5,354.20618 (SHORT) @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-102.60)
• 🟢 UNI: 88.98963 @ $6.25 entry, $5.66 current = $504.06 (P/L: $-52.28)
• 🔴 LINK: 85.51950 (SHORT) @ $13.18 entry, $13.94 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-64.26)
• 🔴 YFI: 0.28022 (SHORT) @ $3,846.71 entry, $3,726.06 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+33.81)
• 🟢 TON: 720.45646 @ $1.50 entry, $1.66 current = $1,197.12 (P/L: $+119.19)
• 🔴 SOL: 4.05894 (SHORT) @ $140.28 entry, $138.25 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+8.23)
• 🟢 BNB: 0.31751 @ $903.15 entry, $909.18 current = $288.67 (P/L: $+1.91)
• 🟢 SYRUP: 2,375.34240 @ $0.24 entry, $0.27 current = $648.45 (P/L: $+78.64)

Trades Today

• 🟢 SELL 0.0127 BTC @ $91,666.14 ($1,167.47, P/L: $+30.26)
• 🟢 SELL 1499.7621 XRP @ $2.10 ($3,142.50, P/L: $+265.01)

Sell the News Strategy

Once it's in the headlines, it's supposedly too late! How would your portfolio perform if you did the opposite of the signal?

Strategy includes risk management: -20% stop loss on all positions, +20% profit-taking (50% position reduction) on all positions.

• Portfolio Value: $7,514.55
• Total Return: -24.85%
• Days Since Start: 18 (since 2025-11-19)
• Cash: $9,396.15

Current Positions

• 🔴 AAVE: 26.06132 (SHORT) @ $166.66 entry, $195.51 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-751.91)
• 🔴 CRV: 2,160.18613 (SHORT) @ $0.41 entry, $0.40 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+37.38)
• 🟢 WLFI: 14,468.18589 @ $0.14 entry, $0.15 current = $2,152.88 (P/L: $+70.33)
• 🟢 ADA: 4,048.42651 @ $0.41 entry, $0.43 current = $1,755.12 (P/L: $+77.64)
• 🔴 UNI: 66.56900 (SHORT) @ $6.25 entry, $5.66 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+39.11)
• 🔴 MON: 295.78481 (SHORT) @ $0.04 entry, $0.03 current = $0.00 (P/L: $+3.12)
• 🟢 JESSE: 9,814.82002 @ $0.01 entry, $0.01 current = $106.37 (P/L: $+11.98)
• 🟢 LINK: 57.72170 @ $13.18 entry, $13.94 current = $804.41 (P/L: $+43.37)
• 🟢 YFI: 0.22017 @ $3,846.71 entry, $3,726.06 current = $820.37 (P/L: $-26.56)
• 🔴 TON: 566.06491 (SHORT) @ $1.50 entry, $1.66 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-93.65)
• 🟢 SOL: 2.70552 @ $140.24 entry, $138.25 current = $374.04 (P/L: $-5.38)
• 🔴 BNB: 0.20615 (SHORT) @ $903.15 entry, $909.18 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-1.24)
• 🔴 SYRUP: 1,574.19940 (SHORT) @ $0.24 entry, $0.27 current = $0.00 (P/L: $-52.12)

Trades Today

• 🟢 COVER 0.0088 BTC @ $91,666.14 ($804.83, P/L: $-20.86)
• 🟢 COVER 3799.0182 XRP @ $2.10 ($7,960.21, P/L: $-671.28)
• 🟢 COVER 295.7848 MON @ $0.03 ($8.38, P/L: $+3.12)

Performance vs Benchmarks

Benchmark returns show the benchmark's performance since portfolio start. Portfolio returns show how much better/worse the portfolio performed relative to the benchmark.

• BTC Only: -1.24%
  • Buy: +16.89%
  • Sell: -23.61%
• BTC + ETH (50/50): -0.19%
  • Buy: +15.85%
  • Sell: -24.66%
• BTC + ETH + OPEN (33/33/33): -2.06%
  • Buy: +17.71%
  • Sell: -22.79%

Disclaimer: Trading strategies generated by AI, which is wrong about everything, so you'd have to be a complete halfwit to take financial advice from one!